May the bridges I burn light the way.
Anonymous
Category Archives: Life
Alcohol
I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.
Anonymous
Life
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Anonymous
News Quotes
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Anonymous
Life
I can see clearly now the brain has gone.
Anonymous
Beauty
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Anonymous
Life
I love sleeping, because my life has a tendency to fall apart when Im awake.
Anonymous
Life
Life is not measured by the # of breathes we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Anonymous
Life
Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes the furthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The “sure thing” boat never gets far from shore!
Dale Carnegie
Life
Don’t be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin!
Anonymous