Love and Marriage

Behind every successful man is a loving woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx

Love and Marriage

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Pierce

Marriage

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I’ve done my job.
Roseanne Barr

Marriage

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carey

Marriage

When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now…once he opened the car door for me in the last four years—we were on the freeway at the time.
Joan Rivers